jeanjaquesrousseau:

sometimes I get mad about British stereotypes and then I remember that when I was in a corner shop and a man came in to rob the till, he joined the queue to wait his turn before brandishing the knife at the man behind the counter

ibeggedformercytwice:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS